The mad cow is back !!

[NoMercy]

That's right, Aunty Agness is here to help solve your dilemmas. Please address all your queries to Aunty A and she will impart the wise words you are seeking...

And remember..... a problem shared is still a problem....

[pinktwink]

hi pasta waves and equaliser and all

[pericat]

Spam risotto spam enchiladas spam macaroni and spam and carrot cake with spam icing

[20SilkCut]

Have a great time in India Pinky....the lovely Razz is on the razz in Egypt....probably bartering with someone as we speak.
Hope u feel better before you set off missus...

oh and i forgot the lovely Yogi... ;-) sori

[TheEqualizer]

Hey

Even Imhotep's here!.....he's over in Animals and Nature talking about garden vac bags?????

I'll go get him :0-)

[Jan1957]

Dear Aunty. I'm now freezing after seeing what you gave peri to take to bed. Could I have two? Please!

[NoMercy]

Jan, with their lovely bedside manners, I reckon these two could get your body temp up again....

http://64.90.166.18/files/er_blog.jpg

[Ice.Maiden]

Hi yogi.
Hope Razz enjoys her trip, 20. Hope someone doesn't swap her for a pair of camels! : )

[Jan1957]

They will do me nicely Aunty. Thank you so much. xx

[pericat]

No fair I want what she got

[NoMercy]

You're welcome Jan. And when you're finished with them, chuck 'em my way ;-)

[MWB]

The C4 is now under next door vacant house.

You haven't replied, Aunty Agnes, so shall I detonate it?

[20SilkCut]

Ice....as she is blonde and has her own 'camel lumps'....i'm sure razz will be tortured by now...lol

wonder what she will bring me back? ;-)

[NoMercy]

Sorry MWB. I think you should get a whole hunk of C4 and detonate it. Do you have an old spare microwave? You could put an old unwanted Cd, standing up against a glass of water, and turn the microwave on full blast. Just to add a touch of visual effects to the pyrotechnics !!

[MWB]

Tee Hee, Nom.

[TheEqualizer]

Nope.............Imhotep logged out a minute before i sent him a message........missed him.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Animals-and-Nature/Question817135.html

[Ice.Maiden]

LOL 20 - well from someone with the same attributes, let me tell you that my other half was offered a few camels for me. If Razz plays her cards right, maybe she can ship one over for you. You wouldn't need to mow the lawns again! : )