I hope you didn't actually do the stool sample WITH the kidney dish... that would have hurt?! The dish is just the receptacle to keep the sample in,,, not to be used as a poop scoop in the literal sense.
Oooh the mind boggles ;-)
can't help it. It's not as though I have an unhealthy fascination with faeces or bowel movements - it's just the profession I'm in, where we talk about these, err, matters, all the time - very matter of fact. Even when we're eating lunch we're talking bodily fluids & solids.
salla....I am aware and empathise with these lunchtime topics, but a pipe up my @rse with Flushing Meadows is not my idea of heaven.....each to his/her own.
There was a Bristol colon surgeon who's name was Angel-Gabriel ( this is not a joke and that was his surname) and when he came to meetings in London, we would say " Here comes the @rse Angel Gabriel, here to look up a few friends.