Late for work

[NoMercy]

What's the best, worst or most outlandish excuse you've ever given the boss for being late?

I once said, "Sorry I'm late but I was dreaming about you and I overslept!"

He was so flustered he forgot my tardiness and ended up making ME a cup of coffee!!!

[afcjan]

bet hes given u funny looks ever since u said that to him.

[legendis.god]

guy phones his work








says



i cant come in today im too sick




the boss says









how sick are you?�?�?�?


















































guy says












































welll im in bed with my sister






















is that sick enough for you ?�?�?�'
























boooom booom : 0)

[NoMercy]

I ended up in a relationship with him for 12 years.

Wish I'd kept my trap shut now!

[legendis.god]

Or at least your legs






























































lol : 0)






oops

my bad ?�?�

[NoMercy]

Grrrrrrrr

You naughty boy, leg!!!!!!!

[WhiteBear]

my work colleague comes in late all the time, and hes got no excuse being late.

his most common excuse (for the past 2 and half years):
1) 'i slept through my alarm clock'
'2)i couldnt sleep last night'
3)'sorry im just late'
4)'stuck in traffic'
5)'the bus was late or never turned up'

he has been late more than being on time.