(BF in this instance meaning best friend, not boyfriend - that would be just TOO weird). Anyhow - I want to make it funny, but not too rude or revealing because of the oldies & rellies present. So I have ruled out mentioning that I sha55ed the groom before the bride did (it's ok - the bride is aware of that fact) , but will it be alright to mention my BF's bladder problems since childhood and other embarrassing moments that perhaps the groom's side are unaware of?
a) Oh yeah - I am on AB Appreciation - forgot about that! There's your link Zac.
b) I am (simple) classy & elegant also. Actually my pearls are a browny colour rather than cream - go on mcfluff - bite, I dare you!!! ;-)