i here marks and spensers are merging with primarks

[zzxxee]

the new shop will be called stetch marks
boom boom tish thnk you and goodnight

[dot.hawkes]

you have the same laptop as me, all the letters have rubbed off the keys lol

[zzxxee]

im a bit stupid like that i dont check nothing and am a bit thick

[dot.hawkes]

well you fit in perfect on here so no worries lol

[zzxxee]

stretch marks soz now ive killed the punchline

[Gormless]

Nobody would expect you to.

[zzxxee]

even your not that daft knobby

[zzxxee]

**** ive really ****** up its suppose to be marks and spensers are merging with pound stretchers oh **** lol

[Prudentia]

nice one knobby, laughed out loud and inadvertantly spit my last drop of wine out over my keyboard!!

[zzxxee]

its cos ive been in primarks today got some lovely bargins oh dear i will never get on the stage now will i??

[zzxxee]

sorry knobby your not daft i am . I am hanging my head in shame blush blush

[zzxxee]

i said im sorry knobby how about accepting my appology its not to much to ask is it?