whats pink and hard???

[sonic81]

Q..whats pink and hard.....a pig with a flick knife

[weeal]

oh groannnnnnnnnn lol

[WhiteBear]

i was gonna say... pink pantha!

[QueenOfAmber]

I was going to say a pink tennis ball.........

[devil99]

whats pink and hangs out yer pants???????????????
yer mother!!!!!!

[Harry-Wragg]

devil99 - no - the joke is - what's old and wrinkled and hangs out your grandfather's pyjamas - your grandmother - however yours is equally funny.

[lesblue]

What do you call a timid aardvark?
Vark.

[Parsfan]

Or, what's pink and hard first thing in the morning. The Financial Times crossword.

[JonnyBoy12]

You have made me laugh out loud in a public library, and have nearly got me thrown out.

[ll_billym]

What's pinkl and hard when it goes in and soft and floppy when it comes out...?



Bubble Gum!