mildly amusing

[logic]

Paddy is driving his Land rover with a horsebox on tow down the motorway, when he is pulled over by the police,
Where are you going,? Asks the first officer,
I'm taking these horses to ascot, says Paddy,
But the horsebox is empty, Says the second officer,
I know says paddy, I'm taking the none runners first.

[Sam.Spade]

LOL, very good Logic.

[funnygirl]

No it isn't, this is dire!!!