How Very Disappointing

[Barmaid]

Postie delivered an unexpected box earlier addressed to me. Wrapped in tape that said "Unbox Your Dreams". I got mildly excited at the prospect that someone had sent me a little gift! What a lovely start to the weekend! And I was smiling.

Having eagerly pulled off the tape, I discovered that it was a box of coffee machine descaler that Mr BM had bought on my amazon account.

I think it might be wine o clock.

Any similar mildly amusing tales of disappointment?

[Togo]

In our first year together I bought "She who must be obeyed" a bag and matching belt for her birthday. She was not too pleased, but the Hoover went well afterwards.

[dustypuss]

I just had my 65th birthday. I'm gutted that I have too wait another year before I can retire.