who would win

[4getmenot]

In a race between me and redcrx on our mobility scooters?

[MiniN]

neither... you'd be too busy checking out the wrinkley talent!

[4getmenot]

no way my heart belongs to norman wisdom

[redcrx]

and dean martin is long gone, no romance for me :(

so its just down to how many times we have to stop to change our tenalady i suppose

[B00]

Again neither- but that's only because i'd upend ya scooters by jamming my walking stick in your wheels as you wizz past me at 5 MPH.

[4getmenot]

I dont have to stop I have a huge nappy. and BOO you'd be better off sitting on us :-)

[redcrx]

i shall put a buggy board on mine for you B00

[4getmenot]

you'll be doing wheelies redcrx lol

[redcrx]

is B00 fat then???/ :)

[4getmenot]

apparently she's a fat old bint, so she beats us hands down

[redcrx]

oh poo :(

beaten by a fat bird with a stick.

mind you B00 there are people who would pay good money for that, could be a nice little earner for you :)

[bigmamma]

Hee , what a hoot , I can just imagine it , you 'd get a better speed downhill , but you need your headscarves on tight or your blue rinses will be ruined. :-) xxxxxx

[aka pixi]

I reckon red would win, 4get would stop to natter with someone :)

[4getmenot]

yer probably

[mrs.chappie]

B00's not fat, she's nice and curvy and all cuddly and womanly-like ..........

Ooo-errrrr ........... I going for a lie down quick!!!!!!