do woodpeckers

[bobtheturkey]

get headaches

[Octavius]

I reckon R1 just trots off into the forest with all the virgins and leaves you with the sacrificial goats. The sign of a true Messiah.

I am not a stalker, just interested watching all the positions you get into. Is that so wrong?

[Ice.Maiden]

As Sub Editor, i've already checked. Yup - he's right as usual. You've got your work cut out now, Jayne!

[Octavius]

reported Ice for talking 'shop' after hours

[beanebabe]

The one that flew into our conservatory the other day probably had one (before he died). Ahh poor thing, he was black and white with a red head. We buried him in the garden.

[bobtheturkey]

what colour was his head before he flew into conservatory

[Octavius]

Aww, thats sad. I imagine the last thing that went through his mind was his intestine.

[beanebabe]

What a wag! It was red. You get green woodpeckers and black and white ones with red heads. It was sad, you hardly ever get to see them.

[joggerjayne]

Dear bobtheturkey,

Thank you for your report of joggerjayne. The findings of the Monitoring Panel are as follows:

(1) The report is held to be frivolous and unfounded.

The reasons for the Panel's findings are set out below:

(1) Jayne is nice.

(2) Jayne is biased in her own favour.

In the circumstances, you are Ordered to send Jayne �20 by PayPal to cover her costs of dealing with your unsuccessful report.

Yours faithfully,

Jayne
Head Moderator
AB Monitoring Panel