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[bobtheturkey]

ronaldo you overrated drag queen

[bobtheturkey]

the maid has just said michael ballack is much nicer do you females agree?

[helliebobs]

Yeah but the surname bob, I couldn't get past that I'm afraid, it's too much like my favourite exclamation!

[mistys]

Oh god no!! He has hugely scary nipples! Yikes! I'll stick with my Ken-Ron thank you.

[bobtheturkey]

he is a better player than the gay man too

[bobtheturkey]

i watch football constantly and i have never seen michael ballacks nipples

[helliebobs]

Missing out obviously bob! :)

[bobtheturkey]

clearly bobs i thought nipples are much of a muchness amongst men :)

[mistys]

You're a lucky man, Bob. *shudders at memory*

[bobtheturkey]

although the odd random hair does grow out of mine

[helliebobs]

Hmm, I tend to agree bob ( I love that phrase, 'much of a muchness'). My ex, hairy beast that he is, and sadistic too, likes to pull out the odd nipple hair. Is this something a lot of men do?

[bobtheturkey]

i couldnt bobs your ex must be a tough man

[helliebobs]

Nose hair as well bob :( Naaaa, not tough, just weird. Might put that in when we get divorced :)

[bobtheturkey]

nose hair is tough you really need to do it all in one movement much like removing a plaster

[helliebobs]

Yes that's exactly how he does it bob, quick, swift jerk of the hand and it's out, root and all!
My, how this conversation has changed!

[funnygirl]

That sounds painful Hellie, like torture!