If I hear on TV again

[Doc_Spock]

THAT STUPID KATE MELUA SONG

I will top myself.
If you were a boat I would sail youIf you were a piece of wood I would nail you.

If you were a DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it total sh1te or what.

[whiffey]

I would quack, silly question.

[mrs_overall]

This is old hat Doc. There was a very lengthy post about this very subject earlier ths week.
Yawn.

[4getmenot]

and the songs about 2 years old, how are you hearing it so much?

[whiffey]

Very silly old hat too.

[Doc_Spock]

Keeping you up mrs o.

It was on TV 10 mins ago.

[4getmenot]

turn it over

[Reverandfunk]

There are 9 million bicycles in japan

[4getmenot]

theres a hole in my bucket

[whiffey]

9 million after I leave (soon, soon I promise)

[stevie c]

just had to listen to it on youtube there cause i had never heard it before. sh1te is the right word for it lol

[cazzz1975]

I hate all her songs..especially the bicycles in bejing, even worse when one of then rehashed for a dfs advert arghhhhh

[bobtheturkey]

i have met her many years ago, she was educated over here in norn iron which maybe explains everything

[neo.]

I wud bone her..shes very pretty....unfortunately I dont think she likes willys anymore from what I hear.

[Pippa68]

Kate Melua goes into the bank where my sister works.

The other day she took out a few grand and passed it over to her dad.

I am currently teaching Little Pippa some rhyming ditties in order for her to do me the same favour in a few years.

[bensmum]

A man after my own heart Doc - I can't stand her. She's probably a very nice person and all that but she cannot sing!