Hi Kreed, it's you.
The year is 2021, ll_billym lent me this super messaging machine that has let me send me a message to me (you) in the past because I like things like that. In fact I remember trying to do this once before in 2006 but only got silly answers, I guess technology has moved on somewhat.
Anyway I can't say too much about the things yet to happen to you but I will tell you that you end up marrying a lovely person called Darren.
Lots of love,
Kreed.