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bobtheturkey | 22:56 Wed 08th Nov 2006 | Body & Soul
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how can one avoid things popping out the front when wearing tight white tennis shorts which i like to do?
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Sellotape ?
wrap them tight behind your legs and walk like a lady?

weve all done it!!!!!!
Have you got any photos?? lol!!!
I went on a car treasure hunt years ago and one of the guys in our car had not asked himself this question.

I know I shouldn't have been looking, but he was climbing fences and stuff. His 'bits' were distracting we way too much.

castration
bob would yo like mrs sparx to knit you a "Knackersackbag" ? you tuck your crown jewells into the knitted ball bag compartment pull the fluffy string (the G string) the nuts & bolts are then safely encased in a warm sack the string then passes round the leg and fastened with a velcro bow
Like that's really an image I needed to think about, bob!

(tell me more... ;o))
Maybe considering buying a pair that actually accomodate your huge appendage bob?
Do you mean his Giblets helli ???
I'm trying to find out ray!!! Like to see you in your tight ones though ray ;)
Are you boasting bob?
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why do you think they have sayings like (new balls) at Wimbledon ? lmao at your question , love em.

hows Mrs Harris by the way lol
Tie a white cardigan around your waist to cover any bumps or flab.
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bit camp innit caz lol
Elastic band round the (turkey) neck?
Personally I'd make a feature of it... perhaps sew some elephant ears to the side?

Or maybe find a plum orchard that would like advertising.

Surgical knickers? ;o}
Why do you think I bought them for you baby ;) don't spoil me fun!!!

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