The First (Main) News Story On Bbc Tv This Morning

[Hymie]

A man is expected to attend an Easter church service this morning.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68700415

[newmodarmy]

I'm not a great fan of the royal family, I should add, but he's in the role and like it or not it has aconstitutional significance. 

[douglas9401]

Greggs do filled rolls, where's their parade? 😏

[gulliver1]

NMA 10.43            "it's the role he fills douglas"

               🤣 He wouldn't even know how to fill a cheese roll 🤣

[retrocop]

I thought travelling the highlands and lowlands in your little van mooching free burghers was your main thorough  fare.

[gulliver1]

Retro 10.56  What are you doing on Ab this morning ?.

You should be on "Point Duty" at Dover, sorting this Brexit caused Traffic chaos out.

[newmodarmy]

^Pathetic

[brainiac]

At least they're mentioning the existence of a 'church service' on this holiest day in the Christian calendar, and it's not yet another reference to Ramadan

[New Judge]

"I might go down the pub later today – I wonder if I should inform the BBC, so they can include this in their news schedule."

I would if I were you. Be sure to tell them about your views on Brexit and what a terrible inconvenience all the stupid people who voted for it have caused you. Add some links to a couple of your mate Phil's diatribes and I reckon they'll do a ten minute slot for "Panorama".  😏 

[gulliver1]

Hymie 09.50        "I might go down the pub later"

If you get there first Hymie  mine's a pint.  Have got some great video's to show you from our mate Phil🤣

[New Judge]

"If you get there first Hymie  mine's a pint."

I thought you didn't live here. Or are you just over for Easter?

[gulliver1]

            "Overcredulous"

[retrocop]

                    //Have got some great video's to show you from our mate Phil🤣// 

Then you can both have a master debate  together other the content no doubt.

[gulliver1]

Retrocop 14.39. I am surprised they even let you become school crossing warden in charge of children with your warped mind.

[retrocop]

Little boy. Would you like a sweetie?

I highly recommend you try a Gob stopper.