Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

[10ClarionSt]

You canopy serious!

[Chipchopper]

I'm afrad this is true

[Patsy33]

Not all open up..

[davebro]

just drop it!

[Arksided]

There's no strings on you is there.

[zabado]

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute if you want to go skydiving twice.

[Arksided]

Bungee jumping must have being too painful.

[dustypuss]

If your new parachute fails can you get a refund.

[DTCwordfan]

I sold my family's parachute - here's the ad I placed on GumTree -'For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.'