I Have Discovered The "Dark Web"?

[TherefinedByron]

I had overheard folks mentioned "the dark web" about a fortnight ago. Today, I went to the cellar, I found a lot of cobwebs and it was very dark in there. Shall I declare, I am the first refined man to step into the dark web?

[bookbinder]

I hesitate to write this, esteemed lord, but it would appear that time, and the progress that one sees therein, may have passed you by. Of course, when such a noble personage as yourself resides for the most part in an atmosphere of distance from the ordinary classes, it is understandable that such instances can occur. Perhaps the employment of a specialist tutor may help your progress towards enlightenment? I wish you well in all your endeavours.