Its better to spread jam with brussel sprouts and eat them illegally. I hath a dozen of brussel sproutth and sachets of gravy (in case I have an urge to eat them in the public and in Hyde Park) and...
This shoulde be in the Lawth ca categowy. I accidentally ate mine without a gravity. No, I mean - without a gwave. No, thats nonthenthe! It's thomething else! If it wath unlawful, I shall migrate to...
I went to purchase some more marbles and brussel sprouts since I have lost them while singing my all-time favourite ditty Old Bob Ridley. I kindly asked the cashiers if s/he coulde solve the myth:...
Due to the fact that I am the motht intelligent man on Earth. I built one of the most advanced flying object in the whole univerthe that even Henry Ford have to fall at my feet and praiseth my wit: a...
I love the refined look of I and wou'd like to preserve it. Shoulde I head over to the local museum and make a humble request - em- to be the most refined piece on Earth?
I hath one humble pigeon. I expect it to produce some dairy. Its been almost a month now. It seems to struggle to produce any. Could you kindly suggest a solution to this?
My dream ith to get a rump steak and new-laid eggs from a cow for a fortnight for nothing so I decided to buy a new cow. It has been a week now, I have not seen any eggs from the critter. I demand a...
At first, I was about to purchase a crib but seems like a refined body of mine, couldn't fit in such a miniature size of the crib. Would it be better, for a refined man like me, to sleep in a casket?...
I kindly request a tapster to serve lager in a test tube and a 500ml beaker of mine but he refused my humble request. I prefer to drink from test tubes, beakers than glasses. Only downtrodden blokes...
I hath successfully count to 10 but not the 11. Should not it be 1? Then 2 and 3! Yeth, I did it! I am really of a man of wit! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,22,33,44 (1,2,3,4) I shall declare that "11" doth...
I could demonstrate how mathematically genius I am; I put a sea water into a glass then put a sixpence along with a thruppence and I hath got sixpenth! Simple as that. I shall call it Byron (as known...
People in my company suggested, that hair shampoo is "harmless", but they contains such strange ingredients which could be dangerous to the tender scalp of I. They might contain Mercury, which could...
I am very scared of that needle-like thing. Almost a month ago, I hath got the first "jab", I couldn't bear the agony when they prodded me with that needle-like thing. I think I am too refined to get...
