Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

As a newbie I'm a little nervous and maybe this should be in the legal section but does anyone know is it acceptable to wear a b&q bucket on ones head in place of a mask in these covid times?

[puzzled54]

Is your secret identity lord buckethead?

[murraymints]

thought you had been basted with Cranberries...

[1ozzy]

I know why you're nervous Bob, after all these years I'm too

[mallyh]

it might make you look a bit pale

[10ClarionSt]

Hi. I'm new here too.

[1ozzy]

Mally!
Dad joke are supposed to be told by dads!

Tell me again about the tutu?

[mallyh]

ozzy i don't want you suffering nightmares about elephants in tutus so behave xx

[1ozzy]

Ok,

[tonyav]

I have to wear one at work, bob. Elf and safety and all that carp ( B&Q buckets are hi vis you know, can be seen for miles ).

[gness]

You wear a bucket, Tony? My, but that fear of wasps has really got to you..... :-)

[dustypuss]

Don't be daft you won't be able to pick your nose.

[gness]

Not if he gets a really, really big bucket, Dusty... ;-)

[tonyav]

, but that fear of wasps has really got to you..... :-)

Well I aint been stung since ;-)

[gness]

We’ll sort that next lunch, Tony….x

[Smowball]

I find a pair of swimming goggles, a Lycra pair of trunks over the mouth and nose, and a pair of flippers on the ears is very acceptable these days……..

[dustypuss]

Is it a tin bucket or a plastic bucket.

[tonyav]

gnessWe’ll sort that next lunch, Tony….x

( doh, she'll plant another wasp ! )

dustypussIs it a tin bucket or a plastic bucket.

Bright dayglo Orange plastic.

[gness]

Perfect, Smow but don’t you find those flippers drag the ear lobes down a lot?

[Smowball]

True gness, which is why it’s best to glue a couple of elastic bands onto the bottom of them! : )