Second Coming? We're Saved!

[ToraToraTora]

https://news.sky.com/story/jupiter-and-saturn-to-create-first-visible-christmas-star-in-800-years-12161286
A new "star" will appear in the east and 3 wise men will follow it to the site of the virgin birth in Bethlehem.

[Sunk]

Unfortunately the two planets are very close to the horizon so you are unlikely be be able to them them. They then set half an hour after sunset. And the weather forecast for next Monday 4pm is raining and cloudy.

[bhg481]

You'd have thought that God could have arranged it better than that!

[Palustris]

Ah, but only those predestined to be saved, not the rest of the world.

[bookbinder]

They won't get far. Covid restrictions, y'know.