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Martin Millar - Yes, why would a supposedly sick man take time out to post on Answerbank?
Well the truth is, I was not an emergency, and was told the ambulance was on its way and due to reach me in about thirty minutes.
So how to spend the time? I know! Post on Answerbank, and try to arouse sympathy, and draw attention to myself, and get messages of encouragement to massage my ego, or whatever that emotional gland is.
Did my cunning plan work?
Apparently not. You saw right through me. Oh dear, my face is reddening as I type.
But you could do me a favour, and keep it to yourself, otherwise the other ABers will think I'm a freak, and maybe send me hurtful messages and, and, and, and ...........
The good news is I am home!
Yes Martin, the best news you could have, its your dream come true, its me, not dead, all oxygened and drugged up and ready to rock'n'roll.
But hey Martin, you made a good point.
It did look rather suspicious, like a prat looking for attention.
But no, it was just me needing help, and managed to get it in the space of a day.
Anyway, thank you everybody. Friends all :-)