Hello Hello Hello What's All This?

[piggynose]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8591263/Female-officer-28-facing-sack-carrying-sex-acts-married-sergeant-police-station.html?ito=push-notification&ci=26405&si=3171587

[AZardoz]

Our newspapers are so boring by comparison.
I read one of these & hurt myself laughing.

[piggynose]

So douglas, are you saying that the male plod was the innocent party?

[Peter Pedant]

// Maybe it would help to open a window and tae a few deep, calming breaths, bednobs.//

the light bu;b thread has some very calming subjunctives and optatives. or as someone else said - - just let it go - boys are gonna snigger whatever

[DTCwordfan]

they were only looking for unauthorised erections.....