Why Masks Are Good

[sunny-dave]

I heard an interesting analogy today - which makes it clear why everyone wearing masks makes sense :

Imagine we are all walking around naked from the waist down - eeurghh - and the bloke next to you can't hold it in any longer and has an unexpected wee - eeurgh again.

If you are in the firing line your legs will get wet.

But ... if you are wearing trousers they may reduce your wetness just a bit.

But ... But ... if he is wearing trousers the stream will be largely contained and, if any does escape through, then your own trousers may just sop it up before it reaches your skin.

So - we wear masks for two reasons :

1. To protect others from our emanations (the main reason)
2. To protect ourselves just a bit (a minor reason, but still possibly useful)

Sanitary Dave xx

[naomi24]

but don't hold your breath ...

[1ozzy]

No!!
Hold something else....

[youngmafbog]

Perhaps we should all stay in our houses in case someone wee's on us as well then?

Oh dear, wont be getting out much will we!

[iluvmargie]

So men go around wetting themselves do they, news to me!

[gness]

Maybe, Ozzy? Looking at some of these answers I very much doubt it..... :-(

[Peter Pedant]

oh that is disgusting
I never want to wear trousers again
or do I mean underpants

we are going to get to the proper use of bog paper soon

[Peter Pedant]

even the fluffy hackettes on the Beeb have accepted that there evidence of masks working is slight
or jus' a leedol
oh ! or weeny = = = get my flow?

[ToraToraTora]

replace trousers with crutchless knickers and you have a valid analogy.

[TheDevil]

I like the analogy :)

[Peter Pedant]

no I think you should replace the thing you go with - with a wonky bird
you the bird that when it winks - it ....
that one

please family site

[naomi24]

Next time perhaps you'll find a joke that's not quite so ... erm .... complex, sunny-dave. The whoosh moments around here are deafening. ;o)

[iluvmargie]

Oh, was it a joke??? How remiss of me!