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Xmas Cracker Competition, Entry Number 1

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Canary42 | 14:54 Sun 01st Dec 2019 | Jokes
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Who is Santa's favourite singer


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What's the most popular Christmas wine? I hate sprouts.
19:15 Sun 01st Dec 2019
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Which of Santa’s reindeers have to mind their manners most?
Rude-olph!
18:08 Mon 02nd Dec 2019
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There are two snowmen in a field. One says to the other, "Can you smell carrots?"
18:11 Mon 02nd Dec 2019
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Where does Mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood!
18:16 Mon 02nd Dec 2019
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like "rain", "Dear"!
18:31 Mon 02nd Dec 2019
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Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
Because it would say, “Baaaaahh humbug!”
22:50 Thu 05th Dec 2019
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Why did the carpet need cleaning after Xmas? Because Santa came down the chimney and emptied his sack all over it.
23:03 Thu 05th Dec 2019
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Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone!
23:07 Thu 05th Dec 2019

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