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Corbyns Christmas Dinner.
Jeremy stood at the head of the table to welcome his guests.
He singled out for special welcome his many friends from Hamas, Hezbollah, the IRA, and a smattering of union representatives.
"Welcome my friends," he began, look at all of this food. Let us think of those who are hungry, not just for food, but freedom, justice, equal rights, and all of those........... "
He was interrupted by one or two hungry guests who demanded to know when they could eat.
"Where's the turkey cried one. "
" We don't have a full turkey, " explained Jeremy, "Just parts of turkeys, and all the wings are left wings, so eat as many as you like. There's one or two right wings for our guests from Answerbank if they bother to turn up, a few Parsons noses too for those sitting on the fence, and a large plate of turkey legs for those who will run the country in a future Labour government.
And see that big dish of sprouts? You must all eat sprouts, they are for the many not the few! "
"Hey!" said one guest, "There's not enough roasties to go around."
" There should be," said Diane Abbott, "I counted them myself!"
He singled out for special welcome his many friends from Hamas, Hezbollah, the IRA, and a smattering of union representatives.
"Welcome my friends," he began, look at all of this food. Let us think of those who are hungry, not just for food, but freedom, justice, equal rights, and all of those........... "
He was interrupted by one or two hungry guests who demanded to know when they could eat.
"Where's the turkey cried one. "
" We don't have a full turkey, " explained Jeremy, "Just parts of turkeys, and all the wings are left wings, so eat as many as you like. There's one or two right wings for our guests from Answerbank if they bother to turn up, a few Parsons noses too for those sitting on the fence, and a large plate of turkey legs for those who will run the country in a future Labour government.
And see that big dish of sprouts? You must all eat sprouts, they are for the many not the few! "
"Hey!" said one guest, "There's not enough roasties to go around."
" There should be," said Diane Abbott, "I counted them myself!"
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oh come on come on!
first of all the diners gather and listen to the queens broadcast at 11 am over a glass of sweet sherry ...
if it were the Tories - Boris quips - "I could give better one standing on my head and in Latin ! " haw haw haw
and the pigs head on the table says - "dont take that orange out of my mouth - no no we are in public for chrissakes !"
and prince andrew ( for it is he!) says to the girl next to him ......
first of all the diners gather and listen to the queens broadcast at 11 am over a glass of sweet sherry ...
if it were the Tories - Boris quips - "I could give better one standing on my head and in Latin ! " haw haw haw
and the pigs head on the table says - "dont take that orange out of my mouth - no no we are in public for chrissakes !"
and prince andrew ( for it is he!) says to the girl next to him ......
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