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Corbyns Christmas Dinner.
Jeremy stood at the head of the table to welcome his guests.
He singled out for special welcome his many friends from Hamas, Hezbollah, the IRA, and a smattering of union representatives.
"Welcome my friends," he began, look at all of this food. Let us think of those who are hungry, not just for food, but freedom, justice, equal rights, and all of those........... "
He was interrupted by one or two hungry guests who demanded to know when they could eat.
"Where's the turkey cried one. "
" We don't have a full turkey, " explained Jeremy, "Just parts of turkeys, and all the wings are left wings, so eat as many as you like. There's one or two right wings for our guests from Answerbank if they bother to turn up, a few Parsons noses too for those sitting on the fence, and a large plate of turkey legs for those who will run the country in a future Labour government.
And see that big dish of sprouts? You must all eat sprouts, they are for the many not the few! "
"Hey!" said one guest, "There's not enough roasties to go around."
" There should be," said Diane Abbott, "I counted them myself!"
He singled out for special welcome his many friends from Hamas, Hezbollah, the IRA, and a smattering of union representatives.
"Welcome my friends," he began, look at all of this food. Let us think of those who are hungry, not just for food, but freedom, justice, equal rights, and all of those........... "
He was interrupted by one or two hungry guests who demanded to know when they could eat.
"Where's the turkey cried one. "
" We don't have a full turkey, " explained Jeremy, "Just parts of turkeys, and all the wings are left wings, so eat as many as you like. There's one or two right wings for our guests from Answerbank if they bother to turn up, a few Parsons noses too for those sitting on the fence, and a large plate of turkey legs for those who will run the country in a future Labour government.
And see that big dish of sprouts? You must all eat sprouts, they are for the many not the few! "
"Hey!" said one guest, "There's not enough roasties to go around."
" There should be," said Diane Abbott, "I counted them myself!"
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Devil - Please, Corbyns support for the Palestinians and consistent anti Israel stance has spilled over to thoughtless implied if not direct approval for the aims of the terrorists.
Okay, he has never said he supported terrorism, I am not implying that, but his tacit positivity towards the anti Israel organisations is well known and in my opinion totally wrong.
Okay, he has never said he supported terrorism, I am not implying that, but his tacit positivity towards the anti Israel organisations is well known and in my opinion totally wrong.
"The Labour leader sent a message to a march in support of Palestinians in London over the weekend, which the group said it had received with “great respect and appreciation”."
Seems fine to me. How can you support palastine and be antisemite?
Also when 4000 people are marching in london, it's kind of the done thing to comment on it.
Seems fine to me. How can you support palastine and be antisemite?
Also when 4000 people are marching in london, it's kind of the done thing to comment on it.
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