Played at a rather smart wedding on Saturday. Everyone nicely turned out, including the inevitable kilt or two.
However, one elderly kilt wearer was taking advantage of the warm sunshine for a bit of a sit-down in a handy deckchair. Well, he must have nodded off, how can I put it, "legs akimbo."
Playing weddings is the best for people watching, but sometimes, there are things that just can't be unseen. The old boy was clearly "taking the air", which didn't help my concentration one bit.
I think I need AB to help me through this trauma...............
Oh dear, reminds me of when my husband was in a wheelchair after an operation. He was wearing loose shorts and no underpants. I happened to notice in the supermarket - a bit too late - that he had one testicle hanging out. Yikes!
I wish I had, Theland. Trouble is, I had a mouthful of tenor saxophone at the time, but thank you to you and Jo for lowering the tone of this thread even more than it already is ;o)))
edit to:
I only noticed in the supermarket - when passers-by remarked that he was keen on the game - "Spot the ball"
available every sunday in the News of the World I recollect