jokes

[stribs1969]

what is the best way to wind up someone by accusing them of having an affair

[redcrx]

Oh and just to add to wingnuts great idea, you could use some red lipstick to draw the shape of lips on his best white collar or something. That would really get him worried

[~Wingnut~]

Or! to really worry him you could put the lipstick on YOUR collar!!!

[Pippa68]

Or put lipstick round somewhere else....;o)

[redcrx]

by jove pippa has the answer. Put lipstick around his dangly bits and then accuse him. Best wait til hes asleep or he may just notice you doing it

[Pippa68]

Oh yes ~ lipstick (red of course) on the todger..commonly known as the 'depth gauge'.

:o)