This is sort of the reverse, but I was recently sitting in a bar in Charleston one evening and this very attractive female sat next to me and said, in that honey-dripping Southern accent: "Y'all mind if I join you for a spell?" (Yes, she really did say "y'all.). Anyway, it was quickly obvious that "she" was a guy. Turns out we sat talking for about two hours mainly about his job as a tour-guide at Fort Sumter and had some interesting stories to tell about his job. It seems that one of his most FAQs was from British tourists asking if the body of water outside the harbour was the Atlantic or the Pacific. A very interesting "date".