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i was talking to my granddaughter about a person I know who I met at bingo I said she's the one that f's and blinds but has a heart of gold ,granddaughter looked at me funnily and said how can she play bingo if she's deaf and blind. .........ok i'll get on with my housework lol x
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It wasn't that long ago that I blurted out that I was going from Dover to Calais on a 'Cross Funnel Cherry'.
16:31 Tue 11th Sep 2018
was on a bus one night coming home from work and these two hard girls were giving off to one an another about a fight the previous night they were involved in. I'm engrossed with the lipreading as I was so enjoying their conversation. Next - PAUSE - two girls staring at me - "what's that blonde funker looking at". Me - I'm looking out the window. LOL
Not a misheard, but still funny, I think. Older grandson aged five and his friends were trying to persuade younger grandson, four in a few days, to play monsters. YG had obviously taken on board that he was going to be a big boy, pulled himself up to his full height " I'm grown up, I'm too old to play stupid games".
OG patting his tummy "Look at my sixpack" YG patting his chest "Look at my backpack".
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OG patting his tummy "Look at my sixpack" YG patting his chest "Look at my backpack".
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I've just been looking at a thread about misheard song lyrics in related posts below.
I've only now found out the line in Hotel California is actually
" My mother was a tailor/ SEWED my new blue jeans." She didn't actually sell them as I've been thinking all these years. Thanks, Andy-Hughes, for that one :)
I've only now found out the line in Hotel California is actually
" My mother was a tailor/ SEWED my new blue jeans." She didn't actually sell them as I've been thinking all these years. Thanks, Andy-Hughes, for that one :)