Misheard Lyrics

[mrs_overall]

When I was very young I truly believed that in the song The Israelites, Desmond Dekker was singing
"Wake up every morning, baby for breakfast, so that every mouse can be fed."

What are your misheard lyrics?

[douglas9401]

Bobby Goldsboro, Islasmum. Summer, The First Time. :)

[Brinjal]

Guantanamera was always. one ton of marijuana. Not sure if that was just wishful thinking. And Cheryl Moana marie was share your marijuana with me. Keith urbans you will think of me. "take your cat I'll keep my sweater". (cap).

[mrs_overall]

Some corkers coming out folks

[sir.prize]

ABBA: Super Trooper
I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tescos.

[Sharingan]

Californication- Red hot chilli Peppers

'First born unicorn, hard core popcorn' I still get teased about hard core popcorn about 10 years later.

[mrs_overall]

lol

[ethandron]

You've lost that loving feeling,
Whoah my feet are peeling.
Youngest thought these were the words when he was little, we still sing them now.

[netibiza]

Mine are too numerous to mention, and the embarassing thing is my OH is still correcting me, I have misheard so many different songs!

[ChillDoubt]

Must admit the first few times I heard Lady GaGa's Poker Face I thought she sung 'Cutey Pie, Cutey Pie' instead of Can't Read My, Can't Read My.

[pink-kittens]

anyone who misheard Glasgow as Tesco is not being wholly truthful

[Dee Sa]

not a song but definitely miss heard.at junior school the head got fed up with us all mumbling the Lords Prayer at assembly, everyone was told go to your class and write down the Lords Prayer and one misguided boy wrote "and deliver us not to the police station" the Head went spare and the poor kid had to stand outside Head's door all day.

[ChillDoubt]

So this wasn't you then, Mrs O?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxELSzay2lc

[boxtops]

Islasmum - I think you "slipped on a tulip" is actually "she sipped on a julep" but it didn't half make me laugh!

[ChillDoubt]

I'm guessing THIS was Mrs O, back in the day....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAv_D9CSYdA

[yogasun]

Will Young 'Leave Right Now'

...I think I'd better deep fry now...

[mrs_overall]

SOME of you are skating on very thin ice here....

[ChillDoubt]

I meant the lady in the background Mrs O, obviously......

[netibiza]

chilldoubt, that is super!

[daftgrandad]

Take your teeth out,tell me the truth.

'Oh Chiquitita,tell me the truth' Abba