I Wouldn't Want To Sleep Beside Me... :-(

[gness]

I know I snore....the folk three doors down mentioned it and when my daughter stuffed tissue behind the pictures on the wall between our bedrooms because she said I made them rattle I knew it might be a tad noisy....

But it's everything else too! I now have an app on my ipad that tracks and records my sleep patterns......only used it three times so far and it's true......

I do snore.....but I chunter and talk too......and as MrG used to say.....I give orders.....I make folk tidy things and line things up......bit even worse.....

I do sing!!!! And it's dreadful.......

This gadget tells me my sleep quality isn't good.....well it wouldn't be, would it......my nights seem to be busy singing and giving orders..... :-(

[Bazile]

Arksided @1052

Perhaps you go next door and demand they make you a cup of tea

[Hopkirk]

I might have been talking about the chin strap

[Arksided]

I'm on coffe no.4 mate.

[gness]

You might, Hoppy....but you know me....ever hopeful..... ;-)

[melv16]

Whilst tenting in Cornwall, someone complained about my snoring to the park warden. What could he do?

[gness]

Don't park wardens have tranquilliser guns?

[marval]

OH says I snore like a steam train. Think I have sleep apnoea, can wake up with a feeling of lack of sleep.

[Bertrum]

It would take some doing to out snore Mrs B but she doesn't sing and only hands out orders while awake. I try to sleep when she is awake

[zebo]

OH would give anyone a run for their money, our visiting granddaughter woke her parents up screaming, There's a monster! No dear, that's granddad. We sleep in separate rooms, his is above the living room and I have to turn the TV up when he goes to bed.