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[Bazile]

On phone
Wife - '' where the hell are you - you've got chores to get done !!!! ?''

Husband - '' hi darling - do you remember when we were courting and we walked passed that jewellers and you saw that gorgeous necklace which you fell in love with - and i said one day i will buy you one like it ?''

Wife ( with expectation ) - ''Oh , sorry darling - yes i remember - are you in the shop ?''

Husband - '' No , i'm in the pub , next door ''

[Voltage]

was it a pearl necklace?

[Quoi]

I bet he still expects to get lucky tonight - by that I mean the waiting time in A&E might be less than 4 hours!

[Patsy33]

You'll need some Dutch courage after that!...lol..

[marval]

lol

[Garaman]

That would be The Broken Arms.