Irish Potatoes

[Bazile]

Apparently , the reason that the arabs have all the oil and the Irish have all the potatoes ; is because the Irish had first choice

[Togo]

Lol. There is an episode of "Mash" in there somewhere Baz. :))

[Garaman]

...and Murphy was choosing.

[zebo]

First heard in the reign of King Edward.

[marval]

Shall I chip in with a reply.

[tonyav]

Eye thought you'd say that, marval.

[Patsy33]

Ahh, but how a-pealing will they be when the oil runs out?

[marval]

Thought I would get it in, before I put a jacket on.

[shoota]

Tuber fair, you can't eat oil...

[jno]

I don't know, shoota, I've heard that when the oil runs out the Saudis will convert the wells to produce olive oil instead.

[tonyav]

One of my mates used to be in a band called The Powdered Potatoes, they had a smash hit.