It Was A Mighty Tight Squeeze On The Bus Today...

[Chipchopper]

I had to sit next to a large mushroom....one of those portobelly's I think.

[Mamyalynne]

Was he a fun guy?

[weecalf]

Lucky you did not sit on a toad stool

[Chipchopper]

Not mushroom, for sure!!

[Prudie]

not that old chestnut

[ladybirder]

Not much room on that bus then.

[Chipchopper]

He was totally oblivious to what was going on around him, he just sat there listening to Pocini through his head phones.

[Prudie]

Did he pay with his oyster card?

[marval]

It sounds like he was a giant puffball.

[1ozzy]

So you went for a trip on the bus Chip, been eating the wrong sort of mushrooms?

Bit of shiitake happening here ;-/

[Patsy33]

Button it Ozzy.....