What Next?

[DaisyNonna]

Laptop freezing
Fence squashed rose bush
Landline handset not charging

[Psybbo]

Lights out?

[tonyav]

Villa might win on Saturday !

Maybe the batteries are knackered in your handset.

[sandyRoe]

Fridge-freezer gives up the ghost?

[DTCwordfan]

a crack in the bottom of your fav tipple glass......

I see tony is being an optimist.

[Psybbo]

New batteries Daisy, as Tony says. We've replaced ours a few times

[tonyav]

You go into a Wetherspoon pub and a rat nicks one of your chips.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/rat-ruins-wetherspoon-pub-meal-by-running-up-mans-leg-and-stealing-a-chip/ar-BBp7DUP?li=BBoPOOl

[tonyav]

I see tony is being an optimist.

Very, DT ;-)

[DaisyNonna]

Will buy a new phone tomorrow or Saturday
Villa win? Airborne porcines
Do I swap my sim card into new updated mobile? No idea

[DaisyNonna]

Would hate to be without either phone

[tonyav]

Depends on if your SIM will fit, Daisy. There are different sizes !.

[Psybbo]

New batteries first, Daisy, saves transferring all those numbers

[DaisyNonna]

sandy, fridge freezer been dodgy for months
Frozen salad anyone?

[DTCwordfan]

When things go wrong and will not come right,
Though you do the best you can,
When life looks black as the hour of night -
A pint of plain ale is your only man.

When the rosebush has crashed and hard to get
And your lappie's become an also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt -
A pint of plain ale is your only man.

When health is bad and your heart feels strange,
And your face is pale and wan,
When Sqad say you need a change,
A pint of plain ale is your only man.

When Villa is losing and their cupboard bare
And no bacon sarnies grease your pan,
When the phone is knackered and calls rare -
A pint of plain ale is your only man.

In time of luck's trouble and lousy strife,
You have still got an AB plan
You can turn to a brighter life -
A pint of plain ale is your only man.

[tonyav]

Of topic I know but have you seen who has been appointed to the board at the Villa !

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/feb/04/former-bank-of-england-boss-mervyn-king-joins-board-at-aston-villa

[Patsy33]

Always look on the bright side of life. Whistle whistle whistle........

[Arksided]

Don't bend down when Eltons around...

[tonyav]

Daisy, have a Crunchie it's Friday tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgRzpbktdsM

[sandyRoe]

Flann O'Brian.
I used to have his PIC as my avatar. :-)

[DTCwordfan]

well done sandy, adapted....

[DaisyNonna]

My laptop freezes quite often of late
Leaving me no means to communicate
The landline handset seems quite ill
Is there really a magic pill?
The fence may well have killed my rose
Not immobile object as I would suppose
How to cope with upgrade mobile?
Hope my problems have made you smile