I went to the Doctor...

[Bbbananas]

... with a painful knee. He said:
"You'll have to stop masturbating".
"Why?" I asked.
"So I can examine you..."

Boom boom.
I love that one.
Sorry - this should be in the 'jokes' section but couldn't find it. But it may well appeal to CB peeps more anyway?

[sqad617]

LOL LOL

Who was masturbating, doctor or patient.......or both?

LOL LOL

[Bbbananas]

Me of course!!

The doctor didn't seem to mind at first... but it did make the examination a little awkward.

[sqad617]

Ah!....so it was a female Dr. LOL

[Bbbananas]

In your dreams Sid....

[ummmm]

I liked that one... :-)