For all us dungeoners...

[Beadz]

http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/top-10-pris on-survival-tips/

Survival Tips! Read it and weep!

[cazzzz1975]

lol, I love that list beads, Im gonna do number 6!!!!!

number 1 is scary!!

[bigmamma]

oh my , all of that is scary .....shudder....

[Beadz]

It's going to be hard for me to do number 9 (keep mouth shut)! I've already discussed my crime (number 2) with weeal (pressing submit twice because AB was so slow)...I do the lottery each week and am partial to a scratchcard so that's the gambling (number 3) one out the window too! tehehehe.

stares at cazzzz (number 6) and bigmamma as clicks on submit

[Beadz]

cazzz and bigmamma - it's speeding up a bit! Y'never know - we may click on submit and it may rock up within 5 mins yet! :D

[Redbel]

LOL @ Beads....... :)
Oh btw Beads........add number 4 to that.....you snitched on cazzzz for writing "cazzzz woz ere" on the wall.... lol

[Beadz]

Hello redbel :)

awww redbel when did you see that?? or are you a guard??!! I've started working out now flexes muscles and tries to look menacing so no one can mess with me - I'm ard...innit! lol

[jules1968]

i overdid number 8 and have ended up looking like a skeleton! dont worry guys, im not dead, my mouth is stlll moving !!!!
the rest are just plain scary! im not being nobodies bitch in there!!!!

[bigmamma]

lol@Beads , I am being extra careful with that submit button
xxx

[Beadz]

Jules I'm glad you're ok - me and miss random and cazz have been eyeing you sceptically and wondering what to do. In between eating extra strong mints and discussing which colour juicy tube is the best. knobby and legend are chatting up the various rodents which are knocking around lol.

bigmamma - I am tapping the submit button so gently - i don't know if I'm actually tapping it!! :D

[Redbel]

Gawd beads......me guard!!!......never!!!!.....I work in the laundry (aka.....smugglers paradise.....but don't tell anyone)
Give me the nod if you need anything.....lol
Jules.....no worries....I know someone who works in the kitchens...I'll make sure you get extra slop ;-)

[Beadz]

winks at redbel and gives her 'the nod' ok Redbel won't say a dickie bird. Thanks for the insider info :)

[jules1968]

well beads, if ya share them there mints i might get back to my old self a bit!!!
am i the top dog cause ive been in there the longest? just call me Bea Smith!!!! (God what a show that was)

thanks for that red, knew i could count on you!

[Redbel]

No problemo beads......lol

[bigmamma]

Redbel , hi honey , you work in the laundry did you say ?
You haven't come across my daks I lost in there last time I was in the dungeon? :-) xxx

[lindapinda]

For all you poor dungeoners and dungeonersessss!! The numbers never warned about the CCTV!!!!!! Beware!!!

[Beadz]

Jules - you're defo the top bird amongst us lot - you've got the experience and we know where to go when we need extra credit on our phone cards and more soap for the showers.

nods at redbel and whispers so Jules can't hear.... if I could have a 13 tog quilt and two pillows of slim thickness would be much appreciated redbel - surely there must be a nice clean fabric conditioned set in the laundry room? no?

Night all :D xx

[Redbel]

Mamma I certainly did.....but the Guards confiscated them and had them framed.....as you where the most well behaved prisoner :D xx........so no you can't have them back :P

Jules, just sent the nod and you are getting half a rasher of bacon but don't tell anyone else ok ;-)

Beads......it's on order as we type.....lol
Do you prefer Lenor or Comfort btw?

[Beadz]

There are three legends in the dungeon?!

pulls quilt (courtesy of redbel - thank you) tightly up to chin and keeps eyes wide open

!!!

[Redbel]

Enjoy beads.... :D xx