Intimate Piercings

[Jeffro]

How do people with intimate piercings get through airport security?

[Ice.Maiden]

Very sensible, noknow, but i'm sorry to learn that you're a bit under-shod. : )

Well Jayne, it wouldn't be ANY old ribbon, would it? Suppose it was a piece of tapestried braid in those days.

We've got a friend who has one of those rings....he removed it once and showed the item to everyone as his "party piece". It was huge! More like the sort of thing you'd see through a bull's nose!!

[joggerjayne]

Lofty ...

You were abducted by aliens.

Many of you internal joints and organs were removed for examination and replaced with metallic substitutes.

You were given a drug to erase all memory of your abduction.

You see ... there's always a simple explanation.

[LoftyLottie]

Never thought of that No Knowledge. You could well have the answer there!! I've had quite a few ops.

[LoftyLottie]

I'll stick with No Knowledge's explanation thanks Jayne!!

[joggerjayne]

Icey ... I think it's gross.

I'm not squeamish really, but ... eeuurrrghhh.

[jno]

the Prince Albert story appears to have been made up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_pie rcing#History_and_culture

warning, you may want dark glasses to look at the photos there.

[smudge]

Looks like he's sprung a leak there jno!

[LoftyLottie]

They look like little bells!! The sort they put in budgie cages!!! ding a ling!!!! Sorry but they just look so funny.

[Ice.Maiden]

Euuuwww! Too much info there jno.
I agree jayne - not because of the erm...decoration itself, but because of the thought of all the lurking germs. No way.

[joggerjayne]

Well, I think I'm going to have my cl1toris pierced tomorrow, and a huge ring inserted (???)

so I'm off to get some sleep.

Night guys x x x

[smudge]

Now please, no pictures of nipple rings - too close to home!

[smudge]

Yes, I think you're right no.knowledge.

So on that happy note.....

[jno]

oh, has jayne gone? I found her a ring

http://www.agakou.com/userfiles/image/Pop_Up/P roducts%20&%20Warehouse/big-ring-at-large.jpg

[Lakitu]

Why are you shocked no know?

[Lakitu]

Prim and proper? You must be joking!!

Hahahaha!! That made me laugh! Thank you!

I'm 30 :o)

[buildersmate]

Q "How do people with intimate piercings get through airport security?

A They walk like the rest of us - unless in excrutiating pain from the device, in which case they might be allowed a wheelchair.

[Paul22118]

A friend of my aquaintance was, shall we say, at the front of the queue when todgers were handed out. He has a suitably massive PA and always sets off the alarms in the airport. He then immediately approaches the man with the wand and wispers in his shell. 99 times out of a 100 there is a smile and chuckle followed by a quick run down of said wand in the correct position and all is well. This always happens as I have seen many times.
He says that's life!