Joke, anyone?

[MsEVP]

Why did my friend drown in the muesli?

[shanx]

aww ! go on then , why ? but put up with the consequences .

[sir.knobby]

because it saw the chicken on the other side of the road rollllll

[sir.knobby]

Morning shanksy sorry I did not see you there on the other side of the road

[chicho,bird2]

be cause it wa s

muslim x lol

[MsEVP]

Tee Hee. Because a strong currant pulled him in!

Want another one?

[shanx]

what road knobs ?

[sir.knobby]

Yea go on then givusanother

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol!

Hi shanx!

[MsEVP]

OK. What did the police conclude when the ice cream man was found on the floor of his van covered with 100`s and 1000`s?

[sir.knobby]

Oi stop it shanxey as I iz on holiday and you have to be nice to me and dont ask me awkward questions

[shanx]

knobs , it wasnt on the long and winding road ,was it ? dam !! must have missed you .X

[sir.knobby]

Is the answer spotted d1ck

[frankleigh]

He topped himself!

[shanx]

hi ice .x

[chicho,bird2]

a thousand lines for you x

dressing up in a cone xxxxxxx

[sir.knobby]

Shrruppp shankey or I will come up there and give you a good rub down with an oily rag.

(oh god I just hope I am talking to a female off the species please god as I have never been confussed)

[MsEVP]

Frank`s got it!

What did the doctor say to the patient who had a strawberry growing out of his head?

[MsEVP]

Sir Knob and Chico:

Great imagination there. One of you must be a Pisces.

[shanx]

knobs ! you and lippy and bouncer live in the lap of luxury , saw you in the mail , i reconised you you are a champange charlie , and responsible for all the bank problems . Go on admit it .your cover is broken .

[missprim]

Put some cream on it.