There was a man..................

chimney | 15:29 Sat 23rd Dec 2006 | Jokes

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who was really into farm machinery, but unfortunately one day he was run down by a tractor, thankfully he wasn't badly hurt but this experience put him right off his love of farm machinery.

So he decided his new hobby would be visiting country pubs. He was driving round some country lanes and all of a sudden he rounded a corner and went into the thickest fog he had ever seen in his life, so he cautiously followed the road as best he could until he saw a dim light shining, the man stopped his car and walked towards the light and found that it was a pub. He stepped inside to find the tavern deserted apart from the lone barman, he sat down and ordered a ploughmans lunch and half a pint of local ale, as he started eating he realised that this was the best ploughmans lunch he had ever eaten, he supped his ale and declared it to be the greatest ale he had ever drunk. When he asked the barman for his bill he was amazed that it only came to �3, he turned to the barman and said,

"Excellent food and fantastic beer at �3? You should be absolutely packed to the rafters yet the place is deserted, how come?"

The barman replied rather downtrodden,

"I know we should but nobody can find us because of the fog that's permanently outside"

Our man says

"I'll soon fix that for you"

With that he stepped outside the door and took an almighty gasp of air which sucked all the fog into him,

The barman can't believe his eyes,

"THAT'S AMAZING!!!!! How did you do it?"

Our man says,

"I'm an ex tractor fan"