If You Go Down To The Beach Today .....

[wolf63]

The hot weather is here and many will be travelling to the beach to relax in amongst all the screeching children, barking hounds and annoying people. Be grateful - this could be what you will miss.

http://tinyurl.com/prgv843

[aelmpvw]

what was no 5 thinking, wearing an alice band?

[Butterbun]

We could take our screeching (grand) children, our barking hounds and then sit back and have a good laugh.

[Canary42]

The wonderful varieties of human form :)

[Barmaid]

Wolf, I am really getting concerned about you. What on EARTH did you google to get THAT result?

I shall immediately make calls to ensure that Princess Stoopid is removed from your custody. Those type of images could damage her for life!

[nannybooby]

lol , hope for me yet. We once saw a man with a tennis sock over his willy held up with a trainer lace think he should have been on there too

[aelmpvw]

had to read that twice nannybooby, i missed the word 'lace'

[wolf63]

BM - send ASBO to collect the stupid one, Frankie and I will survive.

Facebook is dangerous. I will click on a link to a funny story only to find masses of other links to other strange stories.

My figure is a female version of the last picture with boobs.

Did you see the story of the little cat who saved its little boy human from a nasty looking dog attack?

[RATTER15]

I rarely go to the beach these days but when I did I just remember kids having fun, dogs are rarely allowed on beaches. The problem I find on beaches is the sea is so polluted you don't really swim, you just go through the motions!

[shoota]

Some thoughts:
1. Let them who are without sin cast the first stone.
2. Makes you realise how stupid an idea is wearing cosies on a beach in the first place and
3. Look at the lungs on this:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Free-shipping-2013-Cover-ups-Tankinis-Set-DEM-GUTS-SWIMSUIT-One-Piece-Digital-Print-Bathing-Suit/1661896447.html

[wolf63]

Shoota - that swimsuit was horrible. Nearly, but not quite, as bad as some of the 'outfits' in my link.

[berniecuddles]

nice tie
http://i61.tinypic.com/332xr4i.jpg