Going Loco Down in Acapulco

[VINNY100_2]

Or should I buy a pad in punta extapa. (:o)

[Jude123]

Morning Everybody and thank you so much for your piccies, ( funny ones, and pretty ones made me happy and I had a laugh as well).
After a bit of a traumatic time this morning I am determined to live it up for the rest of the day. I had to go to the DRI for an xray on my back ,(Yes on my birthday) anyway I tried one car park and it was full of Westfields men and their vans (they are building a brand new centre in Derby and it's chaos) so I tried somehwere else and no good it was closed so I thought I would make my way home and ring DRI up and make another appointment and got to some traffic lights and this women in a car next to me gave me some directions and I ended up in another car park (ice factory Robi will probably know what I'm talking about) with room so I decided to park up and walk to the DRI and got there with about 2 mins to spare. I was a bit fraught to say the least and will not be going down town in my car again until after Christmas 2012!!!!
I am going to my son and his wife's for dinner tonight which I am looking forward to and my sister is coming to see me this afternoon.
Thanks Vinny for Hey Jude I never get fed up of hearing it and it is even my ring tone (The Beatles version).Also Keane are another of my fave groups. Bumped into one of my Handy men this morning and he informs me he has a girl friend now -I was wondering why he had a permanent grin. Now I know. lol.
Thanks again All see you tomorrow. x :o)

[netibiza]

Oh lawks amercy - there's either a mouse or bird in my oven, haven't used it for months although cleaned it 4 weeks ago. when I opened the door there was a funny squeaking or chirping so I thought it was the hinges, have just opened it again and saw a little head under the gas bit, but didn't stop to see what type of head it was, mind you it was chirping loudly, Oh where's Mr N when I need him - yep that right, he's playing golf!!! Have put on knee-high boots now. eeeek!!!

[netibiza]

it's NOT funny!!!

[netibiza]

does nobody care about my predicament!!!!

[Robinia]

erm....


get a grip woman! it's a poor wee bird....& shouldn't you kill & pluck 'em before you pop them in the oven...or is that the Ibiza way?

[netibiza]

oH Robi that made me laugh , although there's no dinner being cooked until somebody sorts it all out! Legs are sweating in knee-highs, but couldn't stand the thought of something running up my legs!!!

[shaneystar2]

oh dear ....that won't make much of a meal will it neti try a bit of sage and onion to pad it out a bit .
it's a long trek to acapulco and i kept getting funny looks at the clinking noise coming from my shopping trolley ...well i can't be without my gin can i ?
....i told them i was ill .... i've got shingles !

[Robinia]

well I'd be more pee'd off about having to clean the oven again

sorted

ooh dear - you need to add chicken....first you gotta catch it.......hahahahaha

[Robinia]

oh no shaney really? you've got sprinkles? (it's what my friend's grandson called them :o))

suppose I'd better get your tea then too

[shaneystar2]

Pain in the bazoom ..literally ! I have been feeling very run down for a long time and then got this dreadful pain in my bazoom and round my armpit and the blisters .Not to worry he has given me some tablets and I am dabbing with calamine ..so with a few large gins and bar of Toblerone ....I should be OK :)
I am having stewed knees and sparrows ankles for tea >>>> legs it before Neti appears

[DaSwede]

Hang on possums, jno says I have to wear one of these before I talk to... er... strange people. there I read your article on Facebook profile stalkers, jno, and I will do my privacy settings well and I won't turn up with egg all over my face in my profile, ha ha. But, you know, I wouldn't be here (with the biddies) today if I hadn't stalked you lot, so... Lately I've come to a point where I have an acute awareness of how short life is and having been sooo guarded all my life I've started to question just what it is I've been "protecting". I wouldn't even care anymore if my picture ended up on a porn site. Be my guest, pervs, whatever gets you through the night, just leave kids and animals out of it.

Actually, that isn't true. I would care. It's just that I feel I have more to gain than I have to lose on the internet. My "real" life is kinda dreary, more often than not. But I will be careful, jno - sort of.

So there's a mouse in your oven, neti, but have you bothered to find out what she's doing there? Happy birthday Jude! i wish i could shimmy like my sister jude Watch your back... (Hope it isn't too bad?)

Sure, Robinia: it's official And here's your great grandfather Professor Marvel, he he he.

Loved your little verse, Maggie!

Have to go, bye for now.

[DaSwede]

Hi Shaney -but bye...

[netibiza]

Poor shaney have you really got the sprinkles? That's very painful. Best to keep out of the sun then.

Robi I have no intention of re-cleaning the oven - it'll have to be a new one I think. Anyway Spanish cookers are cr@p, one roast dinner and that's the inside beggared up for good, none of those "products" will clean 'em. So could be heating the oven, and the place smells of roast lamb, really fools the family when I produce chs on tst he he!!

[netibiza]

Ooooops............................

There's nothing in the oven, it was a squeaky hinge and the head that I saw was the light and shadow moving, oh what a t*t!!

[netibiza]

Silly me!

[Jude123]

Neti you really are funny. Had a good laugh at your antics with the invisible bird/mouse. Thanks for the comical video and birthday wishes Kit I've missed dancing lately as I don't see my regular dancing partner much (she even missed my birthday and we've been friends for 40 years). Get well soon Shaney. I've never had shingles(touch wood) but I do know it can be painful.
Had a lovely meal at my son's last night. Please excuse the spelling but we had tomato soup followed by chicken wrapped in proscutio ham with ricotta and spinich sauce and salad and wedges, Then for dessert we had this chocolate sponge (home made) with white chocolate sauce inside and cream outside. Loverly!! My daughter-in-law is really a very good cook better than I ever was.
Have a good day all. :o)

[Robinia]

oh, for pity's sake,
<shoves netit in closet, slams door & padlocks it>
nobody let her out until we've had her assessed.

<whispers>.....Kit, you've met her...did you notice anything odd at all? You could have told us

Hope it's not too painful & you feel better very soon shaney

good to see you enjoyed your day Jude but what did you do with the hunk?
no, no, no, that's not what he was for
tut, I really need to have a word....

I wonder what I'm doing here sometimes....

[VINNY100_2]

Afternoon me hanse..
That netti is as mazed as a brish....!
stopped in B&Q fer some paint...I bought a tin of gloss and a tin of undercoat which I balanced on top of each other,in me other hand I had 5 litres of car wash..walked out the door and whoosh>>the bloody undercoat went flying all over the pavement...looks back at the shop,and the womans ead was going side to side...a passer by was doing a lot of tutting and shaking of er head...then this car went straight over the paint,and there's white tyre marks all around barnstaple and over the new � 46 million pound bridge...! I beat a hasty retreat and took the back road home..see if it bin in a blooming tin and not plastic it wouldnt have exploded...erm...hows your day been (:O)

[Robinia]

<shoves Vinny in closet with neti>

you're a danger to the public ...the lot of you....barking bl00dy mad.....how did I ever get caught up.....?....is anyone around here safe to be near?

[maggie321]

Oh dear Shaney I did not realize that you had shingles. I have had it and its awful. I hope that you will feel better soon. I don't think that Vincent should be let out on his own. Does the little white van spend a lot of time at his house?