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gness | 16:21 Mon 10th Apr 2017 | ChatterBank
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Janet and John are planning another holiday......well Janet is....John is making excuses and considering signing up as a Trappist Monk.......at least for the rest of this year.....

Janet has decided upon Portugal and that they are neither taking nor hiring a car......they are going to have a birding by bicycle holiday....she will put baskets on the front for binoculars and a picnic...wine inc......there are some really pretty bicycle baskets in Portugal.......

John....when he thinks nobody is listening mutters......It'll go wrong....I know it will..... :-(

Now honestly......what could go wrong?..... :-)
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watch oot for taxi drivers in Portugal....they all think they are at the Monaco Grand Prix...and don't stop for obstacles ahead !!
You fall off your bike.
Get attacked by birds.
Get swept away by a massive wave.
thats portugal off my holiday list
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Now...you're not helping Janet convince John that this holiday is a good idea!.....

He needs to see it as the holiday of a lifetime.... ;-)
I'm going next month :-)
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Crikey, Ummmm...wish you'd not posted that.......don't think John could cope with you and Janet!.... ;-)
When are you planning on going? And tell John to stop being a wuss :-)
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Well, Janet was having visitors....and as she hates entertaining.... especially when it means getting up for breakfast....she offered them her house as a base and decided to go away....

Off next week....when are you going...and whereabouts.....Janet's chosen The Algarve.....she's birded there lots but never on a bike...x
As you're cycling - no Voddie jellies in the picnic basket.
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Oh, Mamya....that's mean....you do know that falling off a bicycle is much less painful after a voddie jelly or three..... ;-)
Fair comment.
I'm off next month to Algarve. I keep forgetting the name of the area.

My boss' mate is Portuguese and recommended a hotel. It got really good reviews so I booked it when I was half cut and completely forgot about it until I looked at my emails :-)
Choose the apartment carefully You don't want to be carting suitcases around on the back of your bicycles, that will make you wobble.
RANDY!!!!!
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Ah...you'll enjoy it , Ummmm....x

I know this apartment well, Tilly...so no suitcases on bikes...though I'll still wobble..... :-)
I know you will wobble. :-)
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Wibble wobble....
Wibble wobble...

Voddie jelly on a plate......hic.....:-)
We're going all inclusive. It could be dangerous :-)
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Self catering here, Ummmm......would hate to close down a whole hotel.....x

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