Sorry folks but I'm sick of the cats round here, constantly leaving their mess in my garden. I've tried everything to deter them, all the suggestions. My next move is, appropriately, for me anyway, is to get a catapult and let 'em have it. I mean it. If I injure one, I won't be sorry.
Sorry folks but I'm serious. They are a real nuisance. Cat owners should pay a visit to my garden and see how bad it is. But your cuddly little balls of fluff don't do that do they? Surely they belong to someone else?
The cat doesn't understand it's doing anything wrong.
If you must do something use a water hose, it worked for me first time. Or get a dog. No on second thoughts don't get a dog as I don't think you are an animal person.
You're so perceptive, ladybirder! :o) Animals aint for me! And before anyone points out that I said on here that I'd paid £825 for a Bijon Freize (don't know if I spelt that right), let me say that I gave that money to a special person who spent it on that dog. If they'd wanted something else to the same value, I would still have done it. I have no affinity at all with animals.
I can understand Clarion.
My many neighbours own lots of cats between themselves.
These cats crap in my gardens, stalk and kill the many native birds I enjoy feeding and yowl, fight and bonk under my bedroom window every night.
Why should I put up with their desire to own these antisocial killing machines?