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[weecalf]

Dunno about you good people but I seem to be getting a lot of funeral ads this last few days on AB . Does not bother me atoll as I was saying to the fridge and microwave it doesn’t bother me at all .

[Buenchico]

You mustn't allow morbid thoughts to press on your mind. (I would post more about this but I'm currently busy digging a six feet deep hole in my back garden).

[Mozz71]

Talking to the fridge is fine, but you need help if it talks back.

[Buenchico]

I've tried talking to the fridge but I always get such a frosty response.

[albaqwerty]

Freda likes being talked to, Elvis hates being ignored and Wanda has just gone into a spin.
Other than that everything is fine and dandy here.

[weecalf]

Our fridge is intelligent it’s got lots and lots of degrees about 40 I think but the yellow stuff in the fridge is mustard .

[jno]

what a friend we have in freezers, as the old song goes.

[weecalf]

Happened a while ago but a helicopter flew over our house and and dragged the freezer out the door and up into the sky .Apparently it had a fridge magnet attached to it

[Barmaid]

Every time I open my fridge it has reached the point of saying "What the hell do you want now?"

[weecalf]

Boy locked in fridge eats own foot what film was that a newspaper headline from ?