Ouch! That Looks Painful.

[Smowball]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2284155/UMBRELLA-impales-drunken-reveller-22-NOSTRIL-fell-bed.html

[anneasquith]

a nose piercing,,,,,,,with a difference !!!

[excelsior-1]

good afternoon, lovely smowball

well, that is a situation not to be sneezed at

[AlwaysConfused]

Well, didn't she know it it is unlucky to put/keep an umbrella up indoors!?!

[excelsior-1]

obviously no one 'spoke' to her about that

[Smowball]

Lol, she said that being drunk numbed the pain. Seriously, she could have been blinded!

Hello excelsior : )

[Baldric]

Good job she had a brolly,
I'll bet her eyes watered!

[Smowball]

Wish I could give you all best answers, lol.

[tiggerblue10]

It never rains but it pours.

[joggerjayne]

She ... fell off the bed ... on to the umbrella ... ?

Yeah, right.

[Bazile]

//She ... fell off the bed ... on to the umbrella ... ?

Yeah, right. //

That must be true - cos i cant find anything involving an umbrella , in the kama sutra

[joggerjayne]

Was she wearing a Mary Poppins costume when the ambulance arrived?

[Bazile]

no , just a grimace

[joggerjayne]

Gor blimey, Mary Poppins. That's a right nice flue as you've got there.

Well, Bert the sweep, if you had your long pole handy ...

I 'ave that, Mary Poppins. I'll just insert it ... Oops! CRASH Clatter, yikes ...

... Whooah! ... (spike) ... OUCH !!! ... AAAAAAGGGHHHH !!!

Where did that penguin come from?

[DTCwordfan]

makes me suddenly feel a lot better.

[Canary42]

It's nothing to the potential dangers which exist when out in the rain in a crowded High Street.

I'm always having to dodge the couldn't-care-less-about-others Umbrella Brigade

[ChillDoubt]

That's gonna smart a bit in the morning......

[ChillDoubt]

And yet tame in comparison to what I've seen during 21 years in the Operating Theatre!