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marval | 11:33 Wed 28th Mar 2012 | Jokes
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It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum.

All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria" - and singing it beautifully.

Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.

A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the conductor.

"I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard."

"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.

"You should take them on tour," said the visitor. "What are they called?"

"It's - The Moron Tap-an-Apple Choir"
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Made me lol

;o)
don't geddit :-(
Is that because your too drunk from all your birtday celebrations? Happy birthday by the way. LOL!x
Boo, as it's your B'day
Play on words;


Mormon Tabernacle Choir
lol, ta Cupid, naww, no booze yet. I darn't! If I start drinking now, I'll be snoring by time school's finished, lol.

And I don't geddit, because it's either super clever and im too lazy to figure it out, or I'm thick, im plumping for the latter.
Still don't get it. Mormons do not sing, do they?
oh right, ta Baldric, think it'd helped if i'd even heard of the Mormon Taberthingy Choir to begin with?
Better than Welsh male voice choirs I believe!
Cupid you're leaving youself open to be lynched... having sung with both I found all the dancing around by the MTC very distracting Give me a Welsh MVC anytime or any MVC that can stand still even...
"Mormons do not sing, do they?"
DT what about the Osmonds? OH! I see your point now. Silly me.

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