Hi I'm Still New Here

[bobtheturkey]

The editor of this site has approached me about the possibility of being the face of the first ever AB calender, I sent off some sample photos and I got a most positive response 

To get your juices flowing I would recommend March which sees me in very tight lederhosen and cardigan ensemble whilst posing in a sexually suggestive way over a hay bale

Not to mention June which sees, me only with a b&q bucket cleverly placed 

[THECORBYLOON]

Are you sure it wasn't, "farce" and "colander"?

[Maydup]

What are the plans for December Bob? Turkey or tinsel?

[Ken4155]

Got some bad news for you, Bob. Just looked at 'June' and that cleverly placed B&Q bucket has a hole in it. 

[JimF]

"The editor of this site has approached me"

The "editor" [sic] of this site hasn't had any involvement with it for ages...

[puzzled54]

I assume the bucket is delicately placed over your head 

[SIRandyraven]

I will buy a few copies as a burglary deterrent.

Stick a few in the house windows and it will keep the robbers away.

[Togo]

Stick one on the front door too. Keep the kids away at Haloween. 

[jno]

wait till midwinter and replace the bucket with one of those old 35mm film canisters.

[maggiebee]

Is this calendar suitable as a stocking filler at Christmas? Sounds like something my daughter-in-law would appreciate.