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marval | 18:04 Mon 09th Sep 2013 | Jokes
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A milkman, who is dying in hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, his daughter, his wife and a nurse.

He says:

To you, Peter, I leave the Mayfair houses.

To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in Chelsea.

To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Centre offices.

And you, my dear wife, the three hotels in Knightsbridge.

The nurse, impressed, tells his wife, "Madam, your husband is very rich. He is bequeathing many properties! You all are so lucky!"

And the wife retorts, "Rich? Lucky? Are you kidding me? He is a Milkman.

Those are his routes where he delivers."
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of course, very good marval
though it was only for Chelsea a game of monopoly know it not spelt right but he was sick after all
The cream of jokes!
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I am glad I didn't bottle it.
was he interred where the pasture rises?
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He was buried in a carton.
Had he been steralised ?.
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Not calf tony
He had no udder option...
Your milking it now, fred.
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My churn now
Things are turning sour now...
Just float along with it, fred.
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Well I skimmed around for this joke
A gold top joke
My milk's disappeared - it's evaporated!
Good how marval has condensed this joke isn't it.
Yes, we should present him with a Carnation!
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Well it floats my boat
There's a lot of milk puns in this thread. But that's all white.

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